Tomorrow I'm going to get paid. This is an occurrence that is anticipated by most people my age, but this pay cheque is particularly exciting. It's so special this time because this is the first time I've had any sort of influx of money in literally months. Now usually I'm not a particularly materialistic person, but this lack of funds has actually had a noticeably negative impact on my life as of late, particularly my love life. To quantify that statement the Cee Lo Green lyrics 'if I was richer, I'd still be wit' cha' spring to mind, bitch.
So of course I'm going to do the most important act anyone does when they get a new chunk of cash, I'm going to import shoes from America.
Mythical Shoes to be exact.
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